Crimson’s Progress Log

[Crimson]

KEEP WORKING LIL BRO

MAC

I WILL BIG BRO

[Crimson]

Wish me luck guys, she was allowed to come over after all. She’s gonna arrive in like twenty minutes. I’m kinda nervous, but I’ll pull through.

Let’s get that first lay!

[Manly Cockfellow]

Bowchickawowow!

[Squilliam]

You got this bro!!!

[Crimson]

You can’t make this shit up, hahahahaha. No lay because the condoms didn’t fit.

She comes over and greets my mother and two sisters. Soon after my mum leaves and we go upstairs to the spare apartment. So this all happened on my parents bed lmao (sorry mum and dad). We talk a little bit, I put on music and we start making out. I take my shirt off, she takes of hers, soon after we’re both naked.

We proceed to do a lot of foreplay, I licked/sucked/bit her neck/nipples and pussy. She loved it. She then takes over and sucks on my neck and dick etc. While I was licking her pussy she told me there was no way I only had sex once, haha. Nice compliment. I tell her that that one time I had sex was with a prostitute, she laughs her ass off.

I then ask her if she’s ever been blindfolded (Thanks, Andy). She says no, I ask if she wants to try it, she says yes and comments on how prepared I am. I lick her pussy and finger her G-Spot while she’s blindfolded and she’s going crazy. I use the opportunity to get myself hard, since I was getting limp on and off. I reach for the condoms and she said that she would have come if I would have kept going, haha.

Oh boy, the condoms. I try to open one and I can’t. She tries, won’t budge. I leave the room to get some scissors, there are none in the apartment (smh, Note: @colgate , you said that I’ll figure out what things I’ll need for my room to be sex ready, well now I know I need some damn scissors LMAO). I finally manage to open them and put some lube in it and tell her that I heard that it feels better if I do (from Andy). She says no, it’ll slide off if you put it inside. I open a new one, but at this point I’m limp again. We make out some more, I get hard again and we try to put the condom on.

It doesn’t fit! We try one of hers (she brought her own as well), they‘re too small as well! God did not want me to get laid today, haha. We proceed to laugh our asses off on how much we want each other but yet not being able to act on that desire. I tell her we’ll just do everything else except sex, she agrees.

We proceed to do a lot of quite kinky shit, I lick her feet, spank her (she loved that and her ass was completely red by the end of it, haha) etc. I even made her cum once by licking her clit and fingering her G-Spot at the same time.

We’ll see how we‘ll be able to get laid together. Because it definitely won’t be able to happen while my parents are in the house, maybe I’ll sneak her in when they’re not there. She also said her mom won’t be there during the holidays, so I can come over then.

Note: I did not know that sex was this exhausting, I’m really tired right now and we didn’t even get to the main event, haha. We went at it for about two hours btw. Also, we almost got caught by my sisters, they kept knocking on the door because they had to tell me that the girl wasn’t allowed to sleep over (I asked my mum if she was allowed to), so we had to put our clothes on quickly and that was the end of it all. Walked her to her car, kissed goodbye, the end.

God is funny sometimes, man. She’s RIGHT THERE, naked and ready for me. But the condoms don’t fit. Absolutely hilarious.

FUCK! I‘M A VIRGIN! TIME TO HUSTLE! (And buy some condoms that fit)

Crimson

[colgate]

I tell her that that one time I had sex was with a prostitute, she laughs her ass off.

lmao respect, i haven't even been able to do that

I lick her feet (I got a foot fetish),

i thought @goldfish was the most degenerate guy here with eating ass but he has competition now lmaoooo

But the condoms don’t fit.

haha looks like we know what you'll be researching now

great story hopefully you get the lay soon.

[Crimson]

I tell her that that one time I had sex was with a prostitute, she laughs her ass off.

lmao respect, i haven't even been able to do that

Haha, just following Andy’s footsteps regarding honesty with girls.

I lick her feet (I got a foot fetish),

i thought @goldfish was the most degenerate guy here with eating ass but he has competition now lmaoooo

You can’t tell me that foot licking is more degenerate than eating ass lmaoo (which I will gladly do as well by the way).

But the condoms don’t fit.

haha looks like we know what you'll be researching now

great story hopefully you get the lay soon.

Thanks, if anything this motivated me even more to get laid.

[Crimson]

Bowchickawowow!

Mike Posner clearly fucks.

[Crimson]

You got this bro!!!

Thanks, I tried my best bro!

[Manly Cockfellow]

we try to put the condom on.

It doesn’t fit! We try one of hers (she brought her own as well), they‘re too small as well!

https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/

[goldfish]

i thought @goldfish was the most degenerate guy here with eating ass but he has competition now lmaoooo

Eating ass is a gentleman thing to do. Licking feet on the other hand...

[GentleBlack]

S/O @Crimson !! You're almost there ! But I can't believe you never tried to put a condom before lmao be sure to have what you meed for the next time !

[Crisis_Overcomer]

Congrats mate, you're one step closer

Note: I did not know that sex was this exhausting, I’m really tired right now and we didn’t even get to the main event, haha. We went at it for about two hours btw. Also, we almost got caught by my sisters, they kept knocking on the door because they had to tell me that the girl wasn’t allowed to sleep over (I asked my mum if she was allowed to), so we had to put our clothes on quickly and that was the end of it all. Walked her to her car, kissed goodbye, the end.

Sex is not that exhausting. My guess is that the enthusiasm acted as a positive stressor and that made you tired.

Also, sorry, but your sisters sound like annoying pricks. Let the bro get laid, ffs

[MakingAComeback]

BIG DREAMS

EVEN BIGGER COCK

KEEP WORKING KING,
MAC

[Crimson]

we try to put the condom on.

It doesn’t fit! We try one of hers (she brought her own as well), they‘re too small as well!

https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/

Haha, the best problem to have.