Tue Apr 19, 2022 10:47 am
#2 LAY: WELSH GIRL FROM TINDER
So I am thinking about my online dating and how I ca make it work better. I change one pic for a new pic I have with girls, after Andy and Radical coached a new guy in the group on the importance of vibe and other people in dating profiles.
Pics with girls are a winner. I add mine. It’s Friday. I’m boosting on Tinder, and get a match.
She mentions her height in her bio. She’s 5’9”. We match.
I have added a few things to Andy’s template after reading @Rags2Bitches text game in our secret group. First text is: observational opener telling her well I’m 6’5” so you get to sit on my shoulders at festivals for a change. followed by “you’re sexy, watchu upto?” etc…
We vibe. She’s responsive.
Exchange numbers. Tell her I’m not after anything super serious etc. Stuck to my guns.
Head off partying with Timmy and we’re in a club with stunning, stunning women. I’m waved and just go into leering mode. Jeez.
Saturday morning, up and on it.
Head to the local park which is fricken stunning and sat there getting the sun. I always do this after nights out to recharge and reset. I take my shoes off and do earthing. Have a lot of skin out, etc.
We text on WhatsApp. Start with hey sexy, she says hey handsome. She asks me what I’m doing tonight. I’m not giving to much away: maybe I’ll head to Reggeatom with Turner, maybe I’ll see what captures me. I ask her what adventures she’s got planned.
“I’m not up to anything tonight. I’m free as a bird”
I then go for it. Let’s hang out tonight. Let’s unwind at a bar and see where the evening takes us. Lmk and I’ll find us a spot.
She tells me does 7/8 work.
I then need to nail the next text. I ask Timmy and also in the secret group. I am hasty and message anyway. Crisis jumps in and calls me out for such a shitty message. I delete and resend just 2 lines in alignment with what Crisis and Timmy said.
I tell her 8 is good and let’s meet the wine bar near me.
She’s like, see you at 8.
BOOM.
I am stoked. I head out for a walk in the sun and grab a bite.
Head home, jump in a cold bath, change clothes, down a gin and tonic and head to the date.
She arrives. God she is so pretty to me.
Long curly black hair, green eyes, great smile, and banging body. Juicy ass, super slim waist, juicy tits. Fuck.
I am looking at her like, jeez girl, I would fricken destroy you. This is the first time I have ever been on a date with a girl I am super attracted to.
THE DATE
We’re vibing, I am talking slower, just chilled. The whole time I am just thinking, dude, you are close: just don’t fuck this up and you’ll make it happen. It’ll just be like my first lay with Danish girl. I got this.
So it’s all going well in the date and as I learned from @countingsheep7878 , I am seeding the pull during the date. Also something @Crisis_Overcomer r shared in the secret group about solving the girls puzzle is clicking with me right now, I am trying to move things onto what she likes talking about and I am also interested in. She says let’s grab a drink. Call waiter over. I order a cider, she goes for a large glass of wine.
Touching her lots, her arms, her back. I ask if she works out and then get her to feel my fuckin jacked quads lol and she is impressed. I then get her to squeeze my biceps which again are growing well right now. She is loving it. Then do my standard stuff of comparing hand sizes with me being a giant.
I am seeding the pull, like we get onto a topic, and I’m like “we should watch that sometime”. Keep trying different things. She then mentions an album she loved and I’m like “let’s listen to that tonight and have a gin and tonic on my balcony” and she agrees. I then know I’ve pulled. I tell her we’ll go after these drinks.
We keep vibing. I go to pee, and then she goes to pee. We finish up our drinks and go to pay.
“I’ll get these”
I’m like damn girl, thank you, I appreciate that.
THE PULL
Take her outside, grab her hand and lead her. I’m legit 4 mins away. She holds my hand no problem. I am kinda drunk and tell her I find her very attractive, love her big blue eyes. She’s like, they’re green! I’m not noooo they’re blue, they’re big and blue and pretty. I then throw some bullshit about watching the sunrise and being exposed to so much colour it’s blurring into one. She laughs.
Take her back. Put music on and pour a drink. She has cold hands, and mine are hot. I hug her. She hugs me tight and we’re stroking each other etc. She’s loving it.
We go to the balcony.
We drink, start making out, I’m grabbing her ass and she is getting excited.
I then drop some dumb line about how I’m a strong man and she’s got a feminine energy.
She fucking clams up and says “WAIT, that sounds sexist, tell me what you mean by that”
She is dead ass serious and I am about to lose her
I am absolutely not phased and just bullshit my way out of it, like, tell her she is open and I find her easy to talk to, she is supportive and allows me to express the shit I’m into like watching the sunrise which some find weird, and I appreciate that about her.
“OK, redeemed” and she starts making out with me again
London and feminism man. They’re all on it. Major lesson learned.
Pick her up and carry her over to the sofa, making out, grabbing her big ol’ butt.
“What do you find attractive in a guy”
“Tall and muscular”
Check
“You’re my ideal guy Ravi”
“When in the date did you know it was on”
“The second you walked up, smiled, and kissed me on the cheek. I was like, YES”
We were fucking tonight, this one was just there for the taking.
She is really into my. I pick her up again and carry her to my room and she is like “you’re so strong, you’re the most ripped guy I’ve been with”
THE LAY
Get her to my room, make out, turn a playlist on. Take my clothes off. She takes hers off. Holy shit she has a body.
Put her on the bed and admire her panties.
“I wore these for you”
I am loving this. Take them off and admire them for a sec.
Mow down on her. I’ll skip the details but we are going at it from 10pm – 4am!
Every so often we’re heading to the kitchen to get another G&T, and heading back for more. I am texting the boys every few hrs like broooooo I am still fucking LMAO. It is fricken hiliarious. She goes to pee now and again and I am slugging more drinks and going further rounds.
DEGENERACY
I then get quite wasted and turn into a total degenerate. I am doing some nasty shit to her, rimming the absolute fuck out her asshole, licking her feet, man you don’t even wanna know looooooool.
Give her an oily tantric massage which she loves for like an hour, and we shower off.
Hit the hay at 4. Feeling like a god.
She takes off at 6am. Calls herself an Uber and bouces real real quick. She asks me what I’m gonna do today and I’m like edit content. Watch her put her clothes on my god her tits are amazing.
She’s outie.
Loving life. Back grinding now to get some more shags in.
You’ll hear the latest.
KEY TAKEAWAYS
-Muscles are king. GET JACKED. The way she looked at me when she entered for the date was just “YES”. This was never fucking happening a few months ago. You MUST and I mean MUST put in your gym grind. I don’t care if it kills you. Having solid ass muscle and improving confidence and frame will get us laid.
I am crazy crazy motivated to get laid a tonne now and become a slayer.
She messaged me the next day saying we're really different and maybe we're not the best long term match. Prolly because I am a hustler and a driven capitalist who makes to make bank and live large, and she's a bit leftie feminist sorta thing. All good. I thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed fucking this gorgeous chick and just text back icey as fuck like "I'm not thinking long term right now but if you'd be open to seeing each other for something casual from time to time, we can give it a go" or something like that.
Maybe she'll HMU in a week or two, maybe not. I may grind like fuck in the gym and send her a thirst trap in 2 weeks and see if she re-engages. I'll also pipe some other tings out.
MAN THAT WAS FUN
Killed in the gym this morning.
Back to the hustle.
KEEP HAMMERING,
MAC
