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How I Procrastinate & Waste Time

Andy procrastinates by telling you how he procrastinates.........

Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]

Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.

The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]

A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I'm a guy who gets laid.

The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]

Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey...

Beginner’s Guide to Shibari Rope Bondage 2 – Wrist + Head Tie

Andy dives into part 2 of off his shibari journey - a wrist tie & a head tie.

Beginner’s Guide to Shibari Rope Bondage 1 – Rope Dress & Star Chest Harness

Andy kicks off his shibari journey and wants you to join in too.

The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row - one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep...

Funny Pickup Artist (PUA) Satire Videos

Andy has a bit of fun with some silly PUA parody vids.

Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.

When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.

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About Me

Hey, I’m Andy. I went from depressed and suicidal to living a life of abundance & joy.

I overcame depression, lost 77lbs, learned to approach women, had 100+ 3somes, taught myself BDSM, at the time of writing I’ve been in a relationship with my lovely partner Immy for 6 years, we date and sleep with women together. I learned to love myself & embrace each day with gratitude and positivity.

I’ve built a 5-figures-a-month business coaching other men & women to do what I (and hundreds of other clients) have done. More than anything, I feel peaceful, happy and full of love.

If we can do this stuff, you sure as hell can too.