Tinder photos not quite getting you laid? Images too dark, too boring, too grainy? Send them my way and I’ll work my Photoshop magic, polishing ’em til they shine. I’ll have you cleaning her cobwebs with your womb-broom in no time.

Hit me up & let’s get started.

Andy is a master of photo editing and will get your photos looking their very best.

I can help you out with the following and more:

Photoshopping You to Look Buffer

Got a decent physique but wish you looked a little bigger in pics (Don’t we all?) I’ll subtly increase the size and tone of your muscle, without going overboard – you’ll look realistic (just jacked). I’ll improve your vasularity, making the veins on your arms really pop like you’ve just done a grueling workout.

Brightening Your Images

The number 1 mistake guys make on Tinder is having extremely dark photos where you can’t see a damn thing. Send me your dark photos and I’ll brighten them up in Photoshop so they’re actually usable.

Whitening your Teeth

Yellow teeth getting you down? It’s an easy fix in Photoshop; I’ll have those things shining like you wouldn’t believe.

Background Blurring/De-cluttering

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Got a tonne of distracting crap in the background of your photo? I’ll use my Photoshop magic to erase distractions and blur the background, leaving a cleaner photo where you’re the centre of attention, you sexy little man, you.

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I’ll add filters effects to your photos to really make them pop. Not just the generic filters on your phone, but I’ll go in and customise the contrast, saturation, brightness, colour balance, sharpening and more by hand.

In-depth Retouching

I’ll go in and work my Photoshop magic on your pics – removing background clutter, tweaking the brightness, saturation, colours and contrast, Photoshopping out any facial blemishes (acne scars, pimples, etc), add filters, and more.

I’ll also hand-paint light and dark areas to simulate professional studio lighting for an ultra high-class result.

If you have an idea for something completely over-the-top & fun/silly, I’m happy to Photoshop that for you too. Examples:

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Hit me up and let’s kick some ass.

Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid regularly, has 3somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym & loves his life. I killed my inner loser. It's my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.