Sat Aug 06, 2022 6:35 am
MIMBE COMICAL TINDER LAY REPORT
I fuck a 27 year old married nurse on her break, from tinder
So this story is quite comical
Your author is out drinking with his friends at a bar, having a good time, now I did not drink much this night because I don't do that anymore, I have 2 beers but I feel sober
This 27 year old girl messages me, I start my routine and I open with her "Why do you have a suspiciously wholesome vibe" (The open doesn't matter, but it this will come later in the story)
She adds me on snapchat, we start talking back and forth a bit. She tells me come see me on break, I think wtf this girl is working? She says I can take my break whenever, let me know when you're coming
She sends me a video of her licking her nipples, cute blonde with glasses, some tattoos, piercings while WORKING at the hospital, in her nurse outfit haha
Now, this is one of those things, if you don't act now. You will never get it, I know this. So I immediately take action
I immediately call an Uber back to my apartment, I brush my little teeths, put some cologne on, drink some water
She tells me come to this hospital, I say we can't fool around inside? No, there's cameras.
She knows of a park nearby, so I tell her I'm on my way. I drive out there to the park nearby the hospital
I see her sitting on the bench, I park my car close by
I take my blanket from the car, say what's up, we find a spot at the park nearby, that is some what closed off
I put my blanket down, I start making out with her. Grabbing her ass, she's literally trying to shove her tongue down my throat, awesome.
I take her shirt off, she starts taking mine off aggressively. I can tell she wants it bad, I tease her about it a bit
We make out, I start to kiss her body up and down while standing up, she's loving it, she is moaning
She starts taking off her pants LMAO! Girl wants to get fucked, I take mine off as well.
She's laying down, I start kissing her body up and down, sucking on her nipples and kissing her body up down. I start eating her pussy. She tells me I'm good with my tongue
She says to me "Am I wholesome now" I tell her "Am I?" and I continue
Eventually I get hard (I was nervous because of the situation, literally just fucking random girl in a park I just met not even 5 minutes ago)
I don't put on a condom, I raw dog it. I can hardly last her pussy is so fucking wet. I stop start a bunch of times in missionary
then I bend her over, I start spanking her and telling her "You're nothing but a little fuck hole for me, she responds yes I am, I'm such a little whore. Look at what a little slut you are for me, use me" etc etc while holding her ass open and fucking her
I eventually can't take the pleasure I feel, I bust in her with no care in the world. I start to immediatly start to finger her G spot, she keeps telling me I'm going to cum I'm going to cum
I don't stop, she tries to squirm and close her legs and I keep telling her keep your legs open you little slut, you're not fucking quitting, cum for me you little whore. I force them open while I continue to finger her hard
I can feel her cumming, she is letting out all kinds of feminine moans and whimpers, eventually I feel her gush
We both take a breather and lay together, and joke about how comical this is. She said she's never done anything like this, only years ago with an old co-worker.
She asks me if I have a girlfriend, I say no.. I ask her, if she has a boyfriend. She says yes, and then I see a ring on her finger, she says she's married and that she is a domestic house wife now
I had 0 idea haha, now. I am not one to fuck married women, willingly
We look at the time, and it's getting close to the end of her break
We make out one last time and say our farewells and I drive off into the night with a huge grin on my face on my merryway
Not much else to say, let's fucking get to it boys
Last edited by
Mimbe393939 on Sat Aug 06, 2022 2:58 pm, edited 5 times in total.