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You love my articles, you get a kick out of seeing all my lay reports (you dirty perv), you want to do what I’ve done. You’re on this page because you want me to help you.

Life’s too short to fuck around, so here’s what I’m offering you:

Yep, that’s me (well, my dick…) I went from a total zero (I was obese, suicidal, with zero friends and no hope in life) to a guy who gets laid whenever the hell he wants, with whomever he wants. 

What I’ve accomplished:

150 lays, mostly from Tinder but a handful from daygame/cold approach.
23  3somes (23 different combinations of women, with
many more repeat 3somes with the same girls).
Overcome depression & suicidal tendencies.
– Went from “I can’t even do a single pushup” to comfortably deadlifting 175kg.
– Went from the most negative person you’ll ever meet, to a total optimist.
– Went from a financial loser with $15k worth of debt, to being able to quit my job and go full-time with coaching and mentoring guys just like you.

Need proof? Here’s tonnes of my lay stories, complete with pics and videos.


I’m in a happy loving relationship with my 20yo girlfriend Imogen – we have sex with girls together in 3somes and have a tonne of fun in the bedroom with them. She’s a total sweetheart and she regularly comes on my podcast with me to talk life, love, self-improvement, making the world a cooler place. I love her to bits.

I’ve helped countless guys improve their own sex lives, including a bunch of guys who were complete virgins who had no idea what the hell they were doing – guys who are now crushing it when it comes to their goals. I’ve also worked with guys who were depressed, guys who felt hopeless, guys who felt like it was too late for them. I’ve written tonnes of articles about depression & suicidal thoughts; it’s something I spent years overcoming myself.

Truth is, since the day I was born I didn’t feel like I truly “deserved” to live an epic life or to have any girls like me or to be worthwhile in any capacity. Like I was destined to always be a fucking zero. Everything you’ve seen me accomplish since then has been a rebellion against that; me standing up and saying, “Fuck you, universe. I deserve all the cool shit I see other people getting. I’m not a fucking loser. I deserve the shit they have.”

If I can do it, you sure as hell can too.

So what do you want from life? What shit keeps you up at night, stressing you out, eating away at your soul? What do you really want, but feel like you’re “not allowed to have”?

What do you actually WANT?

"I want to..."

Learn from the King of Online Dating – 150+ lays, 3somes with 17 different girls and a 4some (MFFF). Proof here (pics, vids & screenshots of me with girls).

No longer will you have to feel like a loser, alone, wishing you had a killer sex life. I felt that way for years – I know exactly how you’re feeling. I went through so many lonely nights crying my eyes out sitting at home in my apartment by myself, feeling like a complete and utter zero, completely convinced nobody would EVER want me. I hate the idea that anybody is sitting there feeling the same hell I used to feel. I hate the idea you just want women to fucking like you, but you think that’s utterly impossible. I want you to finally feel what it’s like to be wanted by women, to get that validation you’ve been craving for years (trust me, it feels fucking good being wanted). I’m here to pull you out of the mud and get you the elite sex life you’ve always wanted.

I know what I’m doing on Tinder/Hinge/Bumble/etc, and I’ll teach you how to replicate my results and match – and even go beyond – what I’ve been able to achieve. I want you to kick my ass, and I’ll teach you how to do so.

If you want 3somes and open relationships, I’ll get you that too (as long as you’re willing to work & improve yourself).

 Here’s everything you get with the Get Laid a Tonne on Tinder Package: 
  1. 3 coaching calls (a long initial coaching call plus 2 additional follow-up calls) (see below). No time limit on the duration of the calls; I’ll give you as much of my time as it takes to cover everything in detail. I’ll help with your Tinder, with your self-esteem, with your looks, losing weight and gaining muscle, fitness, confidence, approach anxiety, and anything else you’ve been struggling with. You’ll tell me your goals, I’ll tell you how we get you there.
  2. 2 follow-up calls after the initial call, 4 weeks and 8 weeks after our initial call to make sure you’re on track and push your success even further. I’ll be here for you to make sure you kick ass.
  3. Me absolutely going all-in and taking your success seriously; I’ll do whatever it takes to help you succeed. You’re paying me money, so I’ll give you everything I have.
  4. Photo editing ($300 value!) up to 9 of your photos, to get them looking amazing for Tinder.
  5. Your very own customised plan of action in PDF format after the initial call, so you know exactly what to do – no guesswork, no having to figure shit out on your own.
  6. Homework tailored to your unique circumstances after the initial call to keep you accountable & keep you on track.
  7. BONUS ebook: My Tinder Profile, a PDF showing what photos I personally use, what bio I use, screenshots of conversations with girls, what I text to them, etc.
  8. BONUS ebook: How to Pose for Tinder, my posing guide to help you take killer photos for Tinder/Hinge/Bumble.
  9. BONUS ebook: Andy’s Top 5 Mindblowing Sex Tips.
  10. BONUS ebook: Condensed version of my famous Get Laid on Tinder Guide.
  11. Moneyback Guarantee: Your looks and your results with girls massively improved, guaranteed (as long as you actually put in the hard work) – or your money back. I’ve never had a single person ask for a refund, but if you don’t feel I’ve actually helped you MASSIVELY, I don’t want to take your hard-earned cash.

No matter where you’re at, even if you’re a complete newbie or a virgin – I’ll help you build the sex life you’ve always dreamed of. Nobody is a lost cause; I’ll help you kick serious ass.

I put a tonne of effort into my coaching – I’ll pour my heart and soul into getting you laid. Before the call, I get you to send me a big list of questions and topics you’d like us to cover, as well as your goals, your struggles, etc. I write a huge amount of notes before each call (I usually write about 5 pages of notes – I like to be prepared) so you get your money’s worth. I will make sure you succeed – if you’re willing to do the work.

Price: The Get Laid a Tonne on Tinder Package is $997 USD including 3 coaching calls + everything else listed above. This will be the most mind-blowingly productive 3 months of your life. I’ll make damn sure of it.
Contact me here and let’s get started:

Tinder photos not quite getting you laid? Images too dark, too boring, too grainy? Send them my way and I’ll work my Photoshop magic, polishing ’em til they shine. I’ll have you cleaning her cobwebs with your womb-broom in no time.

Here’s what you get with this package:
  1. Up to 9 photos hand-edited by me. I’m a professional photographer (here’s my professional portfolio), so I’ll make your photos truly shine. I’ll determine exactly what edits I think your photos would benefit from, so you can just send me the photos and leave it all up to me. Super easy.
  2. Advice & a solid plan of which pictures to go out & shoot next – I’ll analyse exactly which types of photos are missing from your current set. Then I’ll give you advice (via an email) on which photos you need to go out and shoot next to take your profile to the next level.
  3. Brightening your images if they were shot in not-quite-perfect lighting (most photos are).
  4. Whitening your teeth – no more yellow stains.
  5. Background blurring/de-cluttering so you stand out better.
  6. Adding filters, adjusting contrast and colour-correction so your photos truly pop.
  7. Photoshopping you to look buffer.
  8. Any other edits you’d like done (just let me know).
  9. Moneyback Guarantee: If you don’t feel my edits have hugely improved your pics, I’ll give you your money back. I’ve never had a single person ask for a refund, but if you don’t feel I’ve actually helped you MASSIVELY, I don’t want to take your hard-earned cash.
  • Examples of my photo-editing:

The Photo Editing Package is $300 USD for up to 9 photos. Contact me here:

[Exclusive to people in or willing to travel to Brisbane, Australia]
Most photographers have no idea what the hell they’re doing when it comes to taking photos for Tinder. I’ve lost count of the number of guys on my forums who waste hundreds (sometimes thousands!) of dollars on a photographer, only to end up with photos that look stiff, corporate, dull and lifeless. That shit ain’t going to get you laid, which is your goal, right? Can you really afford to waste more cash, more time, not getting pussy?
Stop dicking about and hire someone who has proof he gets laid on Tinder/Hinge/Bumble, proof he takes high quality shots (I’m a professional photographer – here’s my portfolio), proof he can actually help you (read all the testimonials on this page). Best of all, you know what I give you that none of the other photographers do?
Bonus coaching and advice the entire time we’re out on the photoshoot. Fucking awesome.
Come to Brisbane, Australia and we’ll go build you the best god damn Tinder profile the world has ever seen.
Here’s everything you get in this package:
  1. Photoshoot of up to 9 photos, with no time constraints and no rushing. We’ll hangout together until we’re both satisfied we’ve got you some killer photos. I guarantee a final product you’ll be happy with.
  2. Editing/Photoshopping of all the photos ($250 value!)
  3. If you have any Tinder photos you’re already using, I’ll edit those too.
  4. I’ll get you to send me all the photos you have on your computer/phone, and I’ll go through and see if any are worth using. I’ll edit them as well.
  5. A coaching session during the photoshoot – you have full access to me the entire time we’re out. Ask for advice, get help on anything you’re struggling with, ask about more advanced stuff like how to have 3somes and open relationships; whatever you need.
  6. I handle everything – location, what you should wear, what photos we’ll shoot, etc. I’ll even bring a bunch of my own accessories (necklaces, watch, ring, etc) if you don’t have much of your own stuff. All you need to bring is yourself and a few different outfits.
  7. Moneyback Guarantee: If the final photos don’t make you go “holy shit!”, I’ll give you your money back. I’ve never had anyone ask for a refund, but if you don’t feel I’ve actually helped you MASSIVELY, I don’t want to take your hard-earned cash.
 A couple examples of photos I’ve taken specifically for Tinder:

The Photoshoot (plus included coaching) Package is $1000 USD (roughly $1400 AUD). Contact me here:

MUST READ FIRST!!! This package is extremely exclusive; I will ONLY takeover your Tinder & work with you if you’re extremely serious about getting laid. I’ll be pouring 1 month of my time and attention into you; you’ll be getting my undivided care during that month. As such, you need to make absolutely sure you’re 100% committed to your goal of getting laid.

There’s no guarantees in life, but investing in this package is as good as a guarantee you’ll see MASSIVE CHANGES within 1 month – or your money back. I literally take the reigns of your Tinder and set you up for success. I’m not fucking around, and I expect you not to fuck around either. You’re paying for a pretty solid investment, so let’s get you big results.

You get all this and more:

  1. I set up and install all the dating apps for you (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble and more).
  2. 5 Coaching calls; 1 each week + an extra one in the final week to guarantee your future success. I’ll walk you through everything I’m doing on your profile, give you tips on improving your looks, taking better pics, what to do on dates and how to get laid with the least effort (and time) possible.
  3. I write you a killer bio, choose the best photos for your portfolio.
  4. Me absolutely going all-in and taking your success seriously; I’ll do whatever it takes to help you succeed. You’re paying me money, so I’ll give you everything I have.
  5. Edit and photoshop all your photos for you to make them shine ($300 value!).
  6. Daily swiping, messaging girls, then sending you all the numbers I get (along with screenshots of her profile + the conversation).
  7. Tinder Gold + Hinge Premium Membership included in the price (so you don’t have to pay extra).
  8. 4 Boosts included in the price (so you don’t have to pay extra).
  9. At the end of the month, I hand you back all your online dating apps/logins, so you can just keep using my same templates/methods to continue getting laid without me.
  10. BONUS ebook: Andy’s Top 5 Mindblowing Sex Tips
  11. BONUS ebookCondensed version of my famous Get Laid on Tinder Guide.
  12. BONUS ebook: How to Pose for Tinder, my posing guide to help you take killer photos for Tinder/Hinge/Bumble.
  13. How to Get Laid on Tinder Checklist (PDF) that you’ll use to make sure you’re not forgetting any of the steps.
  14. Moneyback Guarantee: Your looks and your results with girls massively improved, guaranteed – or your money back. I’ve never had a single person ask for a refund, but if you don’t feel I’ve actually helped you MASSIVELY, I don’t want to take your hard-earned cash.

Basically, I do everything for you with this package, and set you up for a killer sex life. This is an amazing opportunity: You get to see exactly how I set up a profile, how I message girls, how I handle different hurdles they might throw at you, how I play the numbers game.

You can also use this package to be more hands-off, as I do most of the work so you can focus on the things that matter to you – going on dates with cute girls, sticking your penis in them, and having more free time and energy to focus on your other missions.

The Tinder Takeover including 5 Coaching Sessions Package is $2800 USD for 1 month. Contact me here:

Wanna learn how to walk right up to a girl on the street and be fucking her a couple hours later like I did here? Sick of feeling like a feeling like a complete and utter pussy every time you see a cute girl, giving anything to have the confidence to go up to her and say hi… but you just can’t? Approach anxiety (that feeling of wanting to talk to a girl but being unable to do it) is a complete bitch. I get it; I went through absolute hell with my own approach anxiety; struggled for years until finally I cracked the code and figured out how to beat it. Here’s a log I kept (including video diaries) of my journey beating it and learning to hit on girls.

I had so many lonely nights, so many nights pacing back and forward in my apartment, angry and frustrated and completely lost, asking myself, “What the fuck is wrong with me? Why can’t I hit on girls? Do I deserve to be a fucking loser? Will I ever beat this thing?”

I went through absolute hell – thankfully you don’t have to. I’ll give you all the shortcuts so you don’t have to suffer like I did. I don’t want anyone to have to face their approach anxiety alone; it’s something best tackled with the help of others.

And what’s waiting for you on the other side? Tonnes of wild sex like I’ve had, including sex in public, banging girls within a couple hours of meeting them3somes (and 4somes), BDSM, open relationships, wild adventures. You deserve all that (and more), so stop wasting time and hit me up so I can help you.

Here’s everything you get with the Get Laid in Person Package: 

  1. 3 coaching calls (see below). There’s no limit on the duration of each call; I’ll give you as much of my time as it takes to cover everything in detail. I’ll help with your approach anxiety, your self-esteem, your doubts and insecurities when it comes to hitting on girls & getting laid, your looks, your fitness, your confidence and anything else you’ve been struggling with. You’ll tell me your goals, I’ll tell you how we get you there.
  2. 2 follow-up calls after the initial call, 4 weeks and 8 weeks after our initial call to make sure you’re on track and kicking ass.
  3. Me absolutely going all-in and taking your success seriously; I’ll do whatever it takes to help you succeed. You’re paying me money, so I’ll give you everything I have.
  4. [Exclusive to guys in or willing to travel to Brisbane, Australia] we’ll do the initial coaching session in person  I’ll take you out and show you how I hit on girls. Trust me, it makes it a million times easier if you get to watch someone else actually approaching, so you can see it’s not as big a deal as you think it is. I’ll even give you the motivation to do a few approaches yourself right there and then.
  5. Your very own customised plan of action in PDF format after the initial call, so you know exactly what to do – no guesswork, no figuring shit out on your own.
  6. Homework tailored to your unique circumstances after the initial call to keep you accountable.
  7. BONUS ebook: 1-Approach-a-Day, my thoughts and advice on building a habit of hitting on girls every single day, without stress or anxiety.
  8. BONUS ebook: Andy’s Top 5 Mindblowing Sex Tips
  9. Moneyback Guarantee: Your looks and your results with girls massively improved, guaranteed – or your money back. I’ve never had a single person ask for a refund, but if you don’t feel I’ve actually helped you MASSIVELY, I don’t want to take your hard-earned cash.
Because here’s the thing: can you really afford to keep buying pickup artist books, memorising 10,000 lines and routines that don’t actually get you laid, hanging around nerdy forums where nobody actually sticks their penis in a vagina, going on The Red Pill and reading about how much women suck? Or are you ready to actually take some damn action and fix your sex life? Let’s go.

The Get Laid in Person Package is $997 USD for 3 coaching calls + everything else listed above. This will be the most mind-blowingly productive 3 months of your life. I’ll make damn sure of it.
Contact me here:

Helping guys with their mental wellbeing and helping them rise from the ashes is the topic that’s closest to my heart. I spent more than a decade of my life in chronic depression, constantly suicidal, wishing I had the balls to end my life but never actually working up the courage to do it. I felt worthless, useless, hopeless, helpless – like there was no way out. All I wanted was for life to not suck so much, for me to not spend every waking second in desperate despondency. I just wanted to feel normal, like everybody else.

If you’re feeling the same way, before we continue, I want you to read these two articles. It’s important.
  1. Don’t Kill Yourself.
  2. When You Feel Hopeless and Helpless…
Then I want you to answer the questions I laid out for you in that second link. With this Overcome Depression and Negative Thinking package, I only accept clients who’ve filled out those questions honestly and in detail, in order for me to see that you’re serious about improving things and taking action (even if it’s hard).

Here’s everything you get with the Overcome Depression/Negative Thinking Package: 
  1. A guarantee I can help you, or your money back – if you commit to AT LEAST 5 sessions. (I won’t take you on as a client if you can’t commit to AT LEAST 5 sessions). I’m not promising you I can completely fix you overnight (overcoming serious mental issues/hurdles/negativity usually takes months/years, and a lot of hard work on your part) – but I am promising you our coaching sessions together will do more for you than years of therapy. I’ve heard this so many times I’ve lost count now: “Andy, you helped me more than all the counsellors I paid thousands of dollars to.”
  2. Ongoing coaching sessions of 1-on-1 counselling with me over Zoom – talking for as long as we need to each session until you feel you’ve talked through everything you need to talk through. I don’t cut the session off as soon as it hits the 1hr mark or any of that bullshit (most of my sessions go for about 1.5hrs on average).
  3. Real conversations, real advice and real empathy from someone who’s been in your shoes, worked through it, and come out the other side. Most therapists/counsellors have no idea what the hell it feels like to spend hours and hours a day wanting to kill yourself, for years and years. Most therapists talk from a point of “theory”, but they’ve never actually overcome huge issues themselves and more importantly gone on to be successful and crush their goals. I have.
  4. My Recommended Reading List of books and other resources to help you improve your mental health – including the books I used to overcome negative thinking and get my head right.
  5. Me absolutely going all-in and taking your success seriously; I’ll do whatever it takes to help you succeed. You’re paying me money, so I’ll give you everything I have.

I’ll say it again: Helping guys overcome depression and move past negative thinking is the thing I am absolutely most passionate about above all else. I can’t even begin to describe to you how fucking horrifingly painful and miserable my life was for over a decade. I was obese, depressed, suicidal, with zero friends, in abusive relationships for 9 years total, I was an alcoholic with a bad porn addiction, agoraphobia (inability to leave the house), I hated myself and all I wanted was to die so it could all finally be over. Here’s my full story (including how I fixed it): My Transformation Story.

I was the very definition of a loser, a failure, a nobody, a miserable wretch. No matter where you’re at or how deep in a hole you feel, I absolutely promise you it’s fixable. After all, if I can do it, you sure as hell can too.

$280 USD per session, but you MUST be able to commit to at least 5 sessions in total. I can’t fix you in 1 single session, especially if your issues are deep. Committing to AT LEAST 5 sessions gives us a chance to tackle your issues and make real, lasting change. Contact me here:

NOTE: This is my most hardcore form of coaching – only for guys who are EXTREMELY serious about kicking ass).
For those who want the premium Andy experience – 6 weeks of my undivided attention. You literally get access to my personal Whatsapp to spam me every time you need motivation, have questions, are struggling with something, or need some support. I’m here at your beck and call to make sure you and I dominate your goals, together.
Pay for this and get guaranteed results (as long as you work your fucking ass off with me).

Tell me your goal, and I’ll spend 6 weeks making absolutely sure you accomplish it. Whether that’s a getting laid goal, a self-improvement goal, a career/financial goal or anything else – I’ll be your personal mentor, your accountability partner and your biggest cheerleader.

To make sure you 100% succeed, I give you:

  1. Access to me as your personal mentor for 6 weeks; I’ll give you my personal Whatsapp so you can send me messages and get support, accountability, advice as soon as you need it. No more wasting time struggling to figure out the answer yourself; I’m only a short message away.
  2. 6x Zoom coaching sessions (1 per week).
  3. I’ll yell at you every single day and push you to achieve greatness. I’ll be your motivational coach every step of the way.
  4. BONUS ebooks (all of them): Every single ebook listed above that I’ve ever written is yours – just tell me which ones you want.
  5. Me absolutely going all-in and taking your success seriously; I’ll do whatever it takes to help you succeed. You’re paying me money, so I’ll give you everything I have.
  6. Moneyback Guarantee: Your life massively improvedguaranteed – or your money back. I’ve never had a single person ask for a refund, but if you don’t feel I’ve actually helped you MASSIVELY, I don’t want to take your hard-earned cash. 

The 6-Week Goal-Crusher Package is $3,700 USD. Contact me here:

Help with Something Else (Satisfying Relationships, Becoming a Sex God, Retention, 3somes, Open Relationships, Finances/Career, etc)

If you’re struggling with anything I haven’t listed above, get in contact with me. Whatever it is you’re having trouble with, I will pour my heart and soul into building you into a kickass human being.

Here’s a few random examples of the many other things I can help you with:

  • Finding/building a relationship (getting a girlfriend).
  • Becoming a sex god: taking your foreplay and sex to the next level.
  • Retaining girls & keeping them around after the first time you have sex.
  • How to have 3somes (or even 4somes).
  • Open relationships.
  • Intimacy, love and affection with your girl.
  • BDSM and kinkier forms of sex/roleplay.
  • Being honest and open (being real) with girls you date. Treating girls like they’re on the same team as you.
  • Content creation: Starting a YouTube channel, or a blog, or a podcast, or a creative endeavour (photography, art, music, etc – these are all things I have personal experience and success with).

Send me a message and we’ll do a coaching session for a price we’re both happy with (I’m happy to negotiate):

But... (Bullshit Excuses)

“I can’t afford it/I don’t have much money…”

Then you’re not actually serious. Plain and simple. Go and read this, right now: If You Don’t Take Yourself Seriously, How Can You Expect Anyone Else to? You either want to change your life and achieve your goals, or you want to sit there and make bullshit excuses and lie to yourself.

Do you know how much I would have killed to be able to do 1-on-1 coaching with my mentor, Chris from GoodLookingLoser if he offered it? I would have paid $5000 or more for him to help me avoid the years of suffering, pain, struggles, hardship and total hell I had to go through. I would have taken out a fucking bank loan in order to pay him if he gave coaching – I’d have done anything to fast-track my success. And that’s what I’m offering you – the chance to save yourself months or years of struggling and fast-forward to the part where you get laid and crush your goals.

Are you really going to choose to save a few dollars (which you’ll likely waste on bullshit and self-medication, let’s be honest) instead of getting your priorities right, fixing your life and giving yourself the sex life you’ve always dreamed of?

Come on, let’s be serious – you are wasting money on stupid stuff you don’t actually need right this second. Buying take-out food when you could be cooking it yourself, wasting money on alcohol/going out, money on self-medication instead of dealing with the actual problem so you don’t need to self-medicate anymore. Stop wasting that money – invest in coaching and put it towards your goals instead. Grow some balls, put your money where your mouth is, and decide your future is worth investing in.

Want to end up old and alone, or worse – in an unhappy relationship, knowing you had a chance to build a kickass sex life and find a great woman, but instead you just went with what was ‘comfortable’ and ‘easy’? No? Let’s make sure that doesn’t fucking happen then.

Hit me up and let’s start.

“I should focus on my career first.”

This discussion comes up from time to time, and the answer is always: Focus on your sex life first, and worry about your career once that’s handled.

Can you really focus on your career when you feel deep down you’re a loser with women?

Can you really give your finances much time or attention when you’re constantly distracted by thoughts of, “If only I could get laid…”?

All that ends up happening every single time I see a guy try is he half-asses his career for a couple years, then comes back to our forums and says, “Ok, I’m finally ready to admit I need to get laid first and stop wasting time.”

You can’t build an epic sex life without focusing on it 100% – your career isn’t going anywhere. You can work on it after you’ve gone all-in with building a sex life/finding a girlfriend/whatever it is you truly want deep down.

If you’re happy with an average, mediocre sex life, than more power to you. But I know myself and every guy I’ve ever talked to doesn’t want to be average with women – we all want to get laid whenever we want without feeling like it’s “just luck”. Be honest with yourself: You want to be good with women, not lucky with women.

I’ll quote a couple paragraphs from an article I wrote:

“I was afraid to go all-in with getting laid, because I hadn’t yet handled my career/finances. I was almost 30 (and about to have a mid-life crisis) because my life wasn’t what I thought it was “supposed” to be. I was poor – massively in debt (about $25,000 AUD). I didn’t have a good job, let alone a career. All my mates were making hella bank, getting promotions at work, and I was just sitting around being a mess. Who the fuck was I to think I had the right to go out and try to get laid, when my finances were a mess and my life wasn’t where it was supposed to be?

Thing is, I couldn’t focus on career. I couldn’t focus on making money. I couldn’t start a business. I couldn’t do much of anything; because I was so caught up in the fact I knew I couldn’t really get laid. It ate away at me, it drove my self-esteem down, it made me feel worthless. I knew even if I had the best career in the world, even if I was making a million dollars a year, I’d feel like a loser if girls didn’t like me and I couldn’t get laid.”

I am so so glad I decided to handle my sex life first; it put me in a much better position to handle then go on to handle my finances (through this website and helping other guys).

Sort out your sex life first, and you’ll be in a much better position to dominate your career. Getting good with women improves your life in a billion ways that’ll positively-benefit your career/everything else. Read this: How Getting Laid Makes You a Better Man (Is Having Lots of Sex a Meaningless, Shallow Goal?) 

“Can you actually help me?”

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, if you’re willing to do the homework tasks I give you and actually work on yourself. Everyone has the power to change, and I’ll be the catalyst for you building a kickass life. I give you the tools , the support & the solid plan to help you fix yourself.

If I don’t have a profound impact on your life, I’ll give you your money back. I literally don’t want your money if I can’t make you a better human being. But I’m 3 years into coaching, and so far not one single person has asked for a refund.

“It’s too late for me/ I’m too old”.

No, it’s not. Shut up and read this. I didn’t even start my self-improvement/getting-laid efforts until I was 28. I was a complete and utter failure at life right up until that point, and if it wasn’t too late for me at 28, it’s not too late for you no matter your age.

It’s orders-of-magnitude easier for me to get laid in my mid-30’s than it EVER was in my 20’s. I know I’m only going to get laid more – and more easily – as I enter my 40’s and really start having a kickass life. Don’t let age be the reason you continue to live your life as a sad loser like I did for all those years.

Message me and we’ll get cracking.

“I’m too short / I’m not white like Andy / [some other reason why Andy is ‘better’ than me]”.

Sorry, fuck that bullshit. Already wrote an entire article answering this bullshit excuse here: “I Can’t Get Laid Because…

My site’s helped thousands of guys who were shorter than me, older than me, younger than me, blacker/more Asian/insert-some-other-race-here, guys with less money than me, guys with more money than me, guys with mental issues, guys with severe hangups about women. You know the ONE thing they all had in common? They didn’t let dumb excuses hold them back. They took action in spite of their fears, hesitations and doubts. Hell, I have doubts all the time. Read this: I Am Always Full of Doubt. Then shut the fuck up and send me a message so we can get started improving your life.

“I have too far to go, I have too many changes to make.”

And do you really want to do that by yourself? Struggle for years and years like I did because I was too “proud” to ask for help, making 10 million mistakes, having no idea what the fuck I was doing, feeling completely hopeless and useless? You have a chance to fast-track your success, skip literally years of pain and suffering, and get the ball rolling right now. Stop wasting time focusing on all the changes you need to make, and just make the first change: hit me up for coaching so I can help you.

No man is an island. So stop trying to be one. Message me.

“I’m not a player/I’m too much of a loser/this isn’t me.”

If I had a dollar for every single time I felt like a loser, like a fraud, like a complete imposter who didn’t really deserve to get laid: I’d be a god damn billionaire. Go read through the log I kept of my self-improvement/getting laid journey, and you’ll see for most of it I absolutely did not believe I’d ever become a player, or that I deserved to get laid a lot. Here’s some quotes from that log:

“I thought about it a lot this morning and I still feel like I don’t “deserve” to hit on hot chicks. Like I don’t have the right. Like “who is this ugly guy, who does he think he is, he shouldn’t be hitting on chicks out of his league”. But 2 months ago I didn’t even think I deserved to bang average/ugly chicks.”

Another quote:

I still feel like it was a fluke, like it was just luck. I still don’t believe I “deserve” hot chicks yet, I really don’t. Last night was scary because I honestly felt like she was too hot and I was scared to kiss her. I have this feeling like I won’t see her again, she’ll regret the sex or something and not talk to me again. I honestly think it would hurt my confidence if I didn’t see her again, I’d really take the rejection personally.”

Another quote:
“Do I deserve to cold approach? I don’t know.”
Hell, even after I had my first 3some, I still didn’t feel like I “deserved” to get laid. Here’s what I wrote the day after the 3some:
“I don’t have much of a sense of entitlement; I know it doesn’t seem like it from my logs, but I still don’t believe I “deserve” to get laid. But I feel like this 3some was a huge step to becoming “a guy who gets laid”.”
A tonne of my coaching clients say the same stuff to me – “I’m not cool enough to get laid”. They then go on to build kickass sex lives the average guy can’t even dream of. If they can do it, you sure as hell can too.
Please, please, please don’t let “I don’t deserve to get laid” be the reason you hold yourself back. I felt exactly the same way too. You can overcome it – let me help you. Send me a message and we’ll start.

“I’m nervous/not sure what to say on the call”

Most people who hit me up are nervous – that’s completely fucking normal. I myself am nervous every single time I do something that I haven’t done before – read this.

Don’t stress – I prepare a tonne of notes before each call, so I’ll be carrying most of the conversation (less pressure for you). I do most of the talking, I guide the session – leave the “heavy lifting” to me. Here’s a random example of a coaching call I did (posted with his permission of course):

He was nervous before the call – and as you can see, it went pretty damn awesomely; he hit me up later to tell me it was one of the best conversations he’d ever had in his life. Don’t let nervousness be the reason you hold back; you need to run towards fear.

You have the power to change, but you have to actually take some damn action. Don’t just sit around waiting for your life to turn itself around. It doesn’t work like that.

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You’re at the bottom of the page. You’ve read all you need to read. Stop procrastinating and decide you’re actually going to TAKE MASSIVE ACTION and fix your fucking life.

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