Category: Sex & Dating

Proof.

Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.


A Stormy 3some [Lay Report]

A lay report written from a GIRL’S point of view. That’s right, Immy lays out all the salacious details of our latest 3some…


“I Can’t Get Laid Because…”

Andy systematically breaks down every nonsense excuse he’s ever heard for not going after glorious gushing gash.


The Solution to All Your Problems: Go Talk to More Girls

Andy’s got one piece of advice for you; I’m sure you can guess what it is..


How Getting Laid Makes You a Better Man (Is Having Lots of Sex a Meaningless, Shallow Goal?)

Getting laid a tonne will be the most life-changing and positive thing you ever do, bar none.


Getting Laid a Lot Requires You to be “Creepy”

Andy’s been a “creepy” bugger more times than he can count; and you should be too.


Sexual Apathy (aka “Banging New Girls Just isn’t Fulfilling Anymore”)

Sexual Apathy

Andy’s run into sexual apathy before – and has the solution if you’re getting bored of sex yourself.


Eventually You’ll End Up Slowing Down

Andy did what he never thought he’d do – he settled. You will too, when you’re ready.


Andy and His Girlfriend Bang a 6ft1 Giant [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.


How to Have Anal Sex She’ll Enjoy

Andy teaches you how to put your scooper in her pooper.


Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.


The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]

Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey…


Should I Cold Approach or Use Tinder?

Should you focus on getting laid in person, or via online dating?


The 18yo OnlyFans Queen (3some) [Lay Report]

A lay report that’s a little different to the usual…


4some & Podcast with 2 OnlyFans Girls [Storytime]

A 4some, a photoshoot, a podcast; a pretty good day.


My First 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Cover image by Markus Spiske.

Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.


3some with Sunflower Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…


One of My Guys Had His First 3some! (Success Story)

One of the guys in my mentorship group – The Winners Club – recently had his first ever 3some. What a legend.


The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]

A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I’m a guy who gets laid.


My Girlfriend Takes a Girl’s Virginity (Nike Girl) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and his girlfriend deflower the world’s sweetest African virgin.