Category: Sex & Dating

“How Many Girls Have You Slept With?”

Andy’s number doesn’t matter, and neither does yours.


How to Make Girls Orgasm with No Effort (Magic Wand)

Andy will blow your mind with mind-blowing orgasm techniques.


Don’t Compare Your Lay Count to Mine

Andy explains why his lay count isn’t all that impressive.


If Girls Ghost You…

Andy will be your ghostbuster. (Don’t cross the streams.)


Storytime with Andy: Andy and His Girlfriend Bang a 6ft1 Giant

Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.


You Can’t Force Someone to Like You

Andy sees getting laid & making friends as analogous to sales.


If You’re Worried About Other People Seeing you Hit on Girls…

Andy explains why there’s no need to care about other people watching you hit on girls – you’re only an NPC to them.


I Can’t Get Laid Because…

Andy systematically breaks down every nonsense excuse he’s ever heard for not going after glorious gushing gash.


Make Your Dick Massive with the Bathmate

Andy blows his dick up in the best possible way.


Storytime with Andy: My Girlfriend Takes a Girl’s Virginity (Nike Girl)

Andy and his girlfriend deflower the world’s sweetest African virgin.


Andy’s Guide to Fixing Erectile Dysfunction (ED) & Performance Anxiety

Andy’s had his share of performance anxiety in the past, and dealt with it in a rather unconventional manner…


My Current BDSM Tinder/Hinge/Bumble Profile

"I'm just on here for friends..."

Andy posts his current Tinder profile, the rationale behind it, and a general guide for getting your own Tinder set up.


Eventually You’ll End Up Settling Down

Andy did what he never thought he’d do – he settled. You will too, when you’re ready.


Storytime with Andy: Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past

Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.


AWALT: Don’t Write Off All Women Just Because a Few Weren’t Great

Andy doesn’t want you to punish the many for the actions of a few.


You’re not Obligated to Have Sex with Someone

Andy permits you to go on more dates – even if you’re not sure where it’ll end up.


Timewasters (Red Flags to Look Out For) – for Advanced Guys

Andy filters out every time waster in the known universe, and tells you how to do the same.


Get Coaching/Counseling with Me

Andy’s happy to help you – online or in person.


Talking with Girls isn’t “Making Progress”

Andy’ll save you a tonne of time by getting you to shut up a bit.


How to Build your Sexual Bucketlist

Sexual Bucketlist

Andy encourages you to let out all your wildest, kinkiest fantasies.