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It’s reminiscing time, boys and girls and non-gendered-individuals!

Let’s go back, way back, all the way back… to May 2018. Here’s a story of a cute 20yo girl I met who happened to work at a brothel. We never banged, but she did instruct me to play with her tits in public. I, being the perfect gentleman that I am, did oblige M’lady.

*Tips hat to all the fine M’ladies out there*

The following was originally posted over on the Good Looking Loser Forums. As always, any parts in blue are direct quotes from the old post I initially wrote.


Ok guys, so this morning I played with a prostitute’s tits in public with people watching

I know the point of this log is to post when I actually get LAID (dick in pussy) but this story is too funny not to share.

She wanted to meet first before we fucked, but I don’t have much free time at the moment so I told her to meet me at 7am in the morning and keep me company while I walk to the gym. Date only lasted about 20 minutes but super sexual right off the bat. She works in a brothel so she can pay her way through uni, nice. She has massive tits and at one point she literally said “Do you like my tits?” Of course I said yes, then said, “Can I touch them?” and she nodded, LOL.

I played with them for a bit while we were walking, with a few people looking – she didn’t seem to give a shit. She’s MUCH hotter in person than her tinder pics, which is always a nice surprise. Very chilled about sex, as you’d expect – we talked about it the whole 20 mins. Didn’t bang (and this is one of the only stories I’ll ever post that doesn’t actually contain sex), but I had to share it because how often do you meet a hot prostitute who lets you play with her tits?

After the date she sent me:

(I love texting girls “btw I’m short” before I meet them, just for the lols. I’ve had a few say “Wait… how short are you?” and I tell them I’m officially a midget.)

I just turned 31 this week. Feels like I’m almost starting to get my shit together. Probably be decent at this getting laid thing by 35….

Anyone who says you can’t do this in your 30’s is a fucking faggot btw. 18 year old girls love 30+ guys.

I could write a list of things I thought were impossible. When I got to week 6 of the Approach Anxiety Program where you have to tell girls they’re “cute”, I fell apart. I couldn’t do it. I didn’t think I was “allowed” to say that.

Fast forward and now I’ve fucked a girl in a public toilet, done BDSM shit with a tonne of girls, entirely skipped dating and just moved straight to “we’ll fuck within 15 minutes of meeting”, played with a prostitute’s tits in public, etc. Good times.


And oh my, I just realised I actually used the word “faggot” back then – it’s not politically correct to use that word any more. I’d never say faggot these days, not in 2020 – I think faggot isn’t a word that you can say, and I’d be horrified if I ever heard one of my friends say faggot, or someone I know say faggot, or even see the word faggot on a computer screen.

It’s very bad.

While we’re on that topic (what a segue), I used to be a prostitute in my younger days:

True story.

(Not really)

(Or is it?)


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Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid regularly, has 3somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym & loves his life. I killed my inner loser. It's my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.