Cover image by Amaury Gutierrez.

A story I’ve been hinting at for years – a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.

Part 1:

Part 2:


The stick that was in her foot (it was twice as long as this before they broke it off):

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Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid regularly, has 3somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym & loves his life. I killed my inner loser. It's my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.