Monthly archives: December, 2019

You Should Get a Strength Coach

Buff

Andy waxes lyrical about the benefits of a good strength coach.


You Are Here Now.

Andy wants you to sit up and pay attention.


Why Your Tinder Pictures Suck (And How to Fix Them)

Andy tells you why your Tinder pics suck hard, and what to do about it.


“Negging” is Dumb

Neg

Andy negs the neggers.


Banana Girl – The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


Tinder Photos & Inspiration

Andy dishes up a massive list of top-quality photos examples/inspiration for your own Tinder profile.


How to Take Better Tinder Photos

I'm Ready for My Closeup...

Andy explains the surprisingly easy process of taking brilliant Tinder photos.


The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.


Offbeat: Andy Gets a Tattoo

Inked.

Andy sits in a tattoo waiting room and has a minor breakdown.


Offbeat: How I Lost $28,000

Crypto Portfolio

Andy does his best not to cry over spilt milk.


“You’re So Lucky…”

Play Me a Sad Song

Andy yells at pre-determinists and makes the case for hard bloody work.


My Transformation (About Me)

Andy is Babushka

Andy describes his journey from complete and utter loser to slightly-less-of-a-loser.


Give Yourself Permission to Suck

One Small Step for Man...

Andy gives himself an hour to write an article, and explains why it’s ok (and perfectly normal) to totally suck at things sometimes.