A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I’m a guy who gets laid.
The Canadian Superhottie (Always Keep an Open Mind) [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shags one of the hottest girls he’s ever met, and waxes lyrical about the merits of keeping an open mind.
Sex Stories
Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.
Another 3some with a Virgin
Imogen and Andy talk about their latest escapades with a virgin girl, and give some tips on how to deflower a virgin girl in a way she’ll actually enjoy herself.
Reigniting An Old Flame (3some) [Sex Story]
Getting back with a girl we hadn’t seen for a few years…
Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.
Andy & Immy & the Good Girl [Lay Report]
Another fun 3some written by Immy (from her point of view).
The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.
Realising I No Longer Want Meaningless Sex [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes wild with a hot banshee, and figures out what he and his girlfriend want in terms of open relationships.
Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.
Yet Another 3some with a Virgin, and How to Have 3somes with your Girlfriend & Girls SHE Meets from Tinder
Andy and Imogen discuss how you can get your girlfriend (or friends-with-benefits) to set up her Tinder profile and find girls for you two to play with together, as well as mistakes guys usually make when finding 3somes…
Andy, his Girl & the Cute Stripper [Storytime with Andy]
Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.
Andy and His Girlfriend Bang a 6ft1 Giant [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.
Andy Donates Orgasms to a Shy Asian Powerlifter [Storytime with Andy]
Andy’s escapades with a small asian girl and a massive magic wand.
5 3somes in 4 Weeks
My girlfriend Imogen and I met another cutie for a 3some this week – the 5th girl we’ve met in 4 weeks.
Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]
Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.
The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…
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