Category: Storytime with Andy

Proof.

Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.


4th 3some in 3 Weeks

My girl and I had sex with another girl a couple days ago – our 4th girl in the last 3 weeks.


We Banged a Lesbian Virgin

And it was goooood.


Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]

Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.


Banana Girl – The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


Andy and His Girlfriend Bang a 6ft1 Giant [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.


My Girlfriend Takes a Girl’s Virginity (Nike Girl) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and his girlfriend deflower the world’s sweetest African virgin.


Andy & Imogen Don’t Pressure a Virgin [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and Immy meet a very hot, but very shy virgin girl – and wax lyrical about why “pushing through LMR” is a shitty idea.


The Time a Crazy Japanese Mistress Tried to Use My Cum for Evil [Storytime with Andy]

A wild story about a crazy bipolar nutcase.


Yet Another 3some with a Virgin, and How to Have 3somes with your Girlfriend & Girls SHE Meets from Tinder

Andy and Imogen discuss how you can get your girlfriend (or friends-with-benefits) to set up her Tinder profile and find girls for you two to play with together, as well as mistakes guys usually make when finding 3somes…


Why Losing Fat Matters Above All Else for Getting Laid (+Bonus 3some) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy cuts to the chase when it comes to cutting fat. Oh, and a bonus 3some.


5 3somes in 4 Weeks

My girlfriend Imogen and I met another cutie for a 3some this week – the 5th girl we’ve met in 4 weeks.


The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]

A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I’m a guy who gets laid.


Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.


Another 3some with a Virgin

Imogen and Andy talk about their latest escapades with a virgin girl, and give some tips on how to deflower a virgin girl in a way she’ll actually enjoy herself.


A 3some, A New Lease on Life & An Update

My girlfriend Imogen and I had a bit of fun this weekend with a new girl…


The Korean, the Paddle, and the Sore Ass [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about that time he dished out a paddling on the cutest Korean with a big round booty… And his struggles with his body image.


Miss Giggles + Immy’s Thoughts on the 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and his girlfriend have a wild 3some with a girl who just can’t stop giggling. (Cover image above by Brooke Cagle).


The 4some (MFFF) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy brings 3 of his girls together, with orgasmic results.


Andy Nuts in the Gut of a Big-Tittied 18yo (& Runs into Her a Year Later) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy meets an 18yo with massive bazookas, and then runs into her again a year later…