Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…
Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.
Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.
Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.
Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.
Andy dabbles in the dark arts…
Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…
Andy talks about that time he dished out a paddling on the cutest Korean with a big round booty… And his struggles with his body image.
Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.
Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…
Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.
Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.
Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.
Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.
Andy and his girlfriend deflower the world’s sweetest African virgin.
Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.
Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.
Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.
Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.
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- Oh No, You’ve Angered the Gods!
- Don't Compare Your Lay Count to Mine
- Honesty is an Ideal You Work Towards
- Don’t Worry, You’re Making Progress (Bad Days are Ok.)