Category: Storytime with Andy

The Korean, the Paddle, and the Sore Ass [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about that time he dished out a paddling on the cutest Korean with a big round booty… And his struggles with his body image.


Miss Giggles + Immy’s Thoughts on the 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and his girlfriend have a wild 3some with a girl who just can’t stop giggling. (Cover image above by Brooke Cagle).


The 4some (MFFF) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy brings 3 of his girls together, with orgasmic results.


Andy Nuts in the Gut of a Big-Tittied 18yo (& Runs into Her a Year Later) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy meets an 18yo with massive bazookas, and then runs into her again a year later…


Realising I No Longer Want Meaningless Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a hot banshee, and figures out what he and his girlfriend want in terms of open relationships.


Proof.

Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.


Andy Donates Orgasms to a Shy Asian Powerlifter [Storytime with Andy]

Andy’s escapades with a small asian girl and a massive magic wand.


My Girlfriend Takes a Girl’s Virginity (Nike Girl) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and his girlfriend deflower the world’s sweetest African virgin.


Why Losing Fat Matters Above All Else for Getting Laid (+Bonus 3some) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy cuts to the chase when it comes to cutting fat. Oh, and a bonus 3some.


Andy and His Girlfriend Bang a 6ft1 Giant [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.


Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.


The Craziest Story of My Entire Life (Storytime with Andy)

A story I’ve been hinting at for years – a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.


The Polish Cold Approach [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about one of his ballsier approaches with a very sexy Polish woman in a red dress.


Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy tells the tale of an Italian girl who became a pretty good fuckbuddy and friend for a few years.


The Realisation that Hinge is Awesome [Storytime with Andy]

Andy’s anal escapades, and why Hinge is possibly even better than Tinder.


Andy, his Girl & the Cute Stripper [Storytime with Andy]

Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.


Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.


My Vasectomy [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about his experiences getting a vasectomy, and answers some of your questions about getting one yourself.


The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.


The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.