Category: Storytime with Andy

The Realisation that Hinge is Awesome [Storytime with Andy]

Andy’s anal escapades, and why Hinge is possibly even better than Tinder.


Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.


Realising I No Longer Want Meaningless Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a hot banshee, and figures out what he and his girlfriend want in terms of open relationships.


My Vasectomy [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about his experiences getting a vasectomy, and answers some of your questions about getting one yourself.


Why Losing Fat Matters Above All Else for Getting Laid (+Bonus 3some) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy cuts to the chase when it comes to cutting fat. Oh, and a bonus 3some.


The Canadian Superhottie (Always Keep an Open Mind) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shags one of the hottest girls he’s ever met, and waxes lyrical about the merits of keeping an open mind.


Proof.

Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.


Andy Nuts in the Gut of a Big-Tittied 18yo (& Runs into Her a Year Later) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy meets an 18yo with massive bazookas, and then runs into her again a year later…


The 4some (MFFF) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy brings 3 of his girls together, with orgasmic results.


Andy Hooks Up With a Ghost [Storytime with Andy]

Andy gets back with a ghost from the past…


Andy Donates Orgasms to a Shy Asian Powerlifter [Storytime with Andy]

Andy’s escapades with a small asian girl and a massive magic wand.


Miss Giggles + Immy’s Thoughts on the 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Andy and his girlfriend have a wild 3some with a girl who just can’t stop giggling. (Cover image above by Brooke Cagle).


Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]

Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.


The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]

A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I’m a guy who gets laid.


The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]

Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey…


The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…


Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.


When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.


The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.


Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.