Storytime with Andy: The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex

Andy meets a girl who doesn't know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.

Tinder Photos & Inspiration

Andy dishes up a massive list of top-quality photos examples/inspiration for your own Tinder profile.

How to Take Better Tinder Photos

Andy explains the surprisingly easy process of taking brilliant Tinder photos.

Storytime with Andy: The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.

Offbeat: Andy Gets a Tattoo

Andy sits in a tattoo waiting room and has a minor breakdown.

Offbeat: How I Lost $28,000

Andy does his best not to cry over spilt milk.

“You’re So Lucky…”

Andy yells at pre-determinists and makes the case for hard bloody work.

My Transformation (About Me)

Andy describes his journey from complete and utter loser to slightly-less-of-a-loser.

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New? Start with my best articles:

  1. My Transformation
  2. Proof I Get Laid
  3. It’s “You and Me”, not “You vs Me”
  4. Get Laid a TONNE on Tinder
  5. Tinder Photos & Inspiration
  6. How to Create your Sexual Bucketlist
  7. Don’t Worry, You’re Making Progress (Bad Days are Ok.)