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Furthermore: There’s actual pics of my dick in this article. None of what follows is medical advice.


Updated 2021: Here’s a YouTube how-to and unboxing I did, walking you through how to fill it with water, how to use the pump, how to make your dick bigger before sex, etc:


After using the Bathmate.

Of all the toys and devices I own, the Bathmate is my favourite (along with the magic wand – it’s a tie between them.) I personally use it before sex to pump my dick up and make it huuuuuge.

I’ve been using it for about 3-4 years now, usually right before sex. It’s so much fun pumping up your dick like a balloon, and destroying a girl’s love tunnel with your baseball-bat-sized dick. Sometimes I use it for the lols to troll a girl I’ve already been seeing, to see if she’ll notice that my dick is bigger than usual. Sometimes I use it when I really want to fuck the shit out of a girl and stretch her pussy wide. Having a bigger dick feels so much better for her and for you – her pussy will be tighter and will grip your dick much harder.

Other times, I’ll bring a girl into the shower with me before we have sex, show her the pump, and see if she can guess what it does. (Some of them think it’s a dildo, bless their little cotton socks.) I’ll show her how it works, get her to try pumping it on my dick a few times – most girls find it really fascinating and fun as hell. Then I’ll take it off, see her eyes widen as she goes, “Holy shit!” and get her to give me a blowjob. Sometimes it’ll be too big for her to suck; especially if she’s a smaller girl. Fun times.

Even when you jerk off, it’ll feel weird as hell – your dick will be so fat it won’t feel like your dick. It’ll feel like you stole someone else’s dick, like this monster dick can’t possibly be yours. It’s honestly fucking hilarious holding such a fat dick in your hands, as your mind is saying, “Something feels weird here; this is too big to belong to me.”

I used the Bathmate here too.

You can also use it on girls you’ve seen a few times – but do it as a surprise. Use it secretly just before you meet up with her, without telling her you’ve done it. Don’t let her see your dick, just slide inside her and watch her get confused as hell (and very turned on). I’ve had multiple girls say, “Oh my god, your dick feels huge? Did it grow??”

Now let’s be realistic: It doesn’t give you a 19-inch dick. It doesn’t make your dick longer. It makes it wider – adding girth to your dick before sex, and the effect lasts a few hours. So your dick will be fatter, her pussy will feel tighter, and she’ll say your dick feels a lot “wider”. Good times.

It’s actually fucking hilarious when you try to put on condoms – if you give yourself a really big pump, you might not be able to put on even extra-large condoms. That’s funny the first few times, but if you actually want to have safe sex with your big dick, buy some extra-extra large condoms. Durex sell “XXL condoms” – grab some of Amazon/eBay. Or, just use the Bathmate for half as long/at half the intensity, so you get a bit of a pump, but nothing insane.


Stories Where I’ve Used It:

These days I use the Bathmate pretty much every time I have sex – especially if it’s with a new girl and I really want to blow her mind. Some recent examples:


How Long Do the Effects Last?

Depending on how regularly you’ve used the Bathmate before (if you use it regularly, multiple times a week, the effect seems to last longer). I’ve experimented with using it 5 days a week, and the “big dick effect” would last like 10 hours after each pumping session (for me personally).

These days I only use it before sex – so that’s roughly 3-4 days a week. Now the effects last (roughly) up to 6hrs for me personally.


How I Use It (Step-by-Step)

Not my actual penis.

It’s basically just a pump that goes over your dick, creating a vaccuum/suction to expand your dick (literally pumping it up a bit). You use it in the shower, and fill the pump with water (gotta keep that dick hydrated).

Sometimes, if I feel like having a really long sex session, I’ll take half a Cialis pill before I start any of this routine (the pill takes an hour or two to kick in). It’s not mandatory, but it makes the sex even better – you’ll have a bigger dick from the Bathmate, plus be 110% hard from the Cialis (it makes you even harder than you’d usually be – like a steel rod). I’ve talked more about dick pills here.

After a Bathmate session.

I hop in the shower, make sure the valve is locked (so no water can escape), and fill it with water.

I have foreskin, so I retract that first (not mandatory; I just do it so I can see my dick better and make sure it’s getting a good pump). I face the Bathmate downwards towards the floor (so the water doesn’t pour out) and place my dick inside.

I grab my balls with my free hand and pull them downwards, away from my cock. The reason I do this is to stop them getting sucked into the Bathmate – that tends to feel uncomfortable for me. I hold my balls out of the pump the entire time it’s in use.

Then I pump the Bathmate a few times (by pressing it against my body), and once it’s got a good suction, I attach the hand-ball pump and pump a few times, until I feel a decent amount of pressure. I don’t go crazy with the pressure; you don’t need to pump much.

Bathmate in action.

If I’m feeling lazy, I’ll use the hands-free shoulder strap it comes with, to hold it up without me having to hold it. That also lets me do my normal shower routine – washing, shampoo/conditioner, etc. Easy as hell.

After a few minutes, I take it off (there’s a valve you push to gently release the pressure). I pull my foreskin back over my dick and let it rest for a few minutes before I have sex (your dick will be a bit “puffy” for a couple minutes immediately after using the Bathmate – known as temporary water retention.)

And then I go back the hell out out of some poor girl with my big fat dick.

I always make sure my groin area/balls are trimmed/shaved. If I don’t, I don’t get as much of a suction, or as much as a pump. Sometimes the Bathmate will even come off after 5 minutes if I don’t trim first – so always trim your hair down a bit. It doesn’t have to be smooth-shaven or anything; just a little shorter than usual. Just use a pair of scissors (carefully) to trim it down a bit, or use an electric trimmer (I’ve got a guide on using them here).

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When You’re First Starting Out…

Start Slow:

Start with just using the pump for 3 minutes the first day, just to get used to the way it feels.
The next day, do 3 minutes, then take a 2 min break, then go another 3 minutes.
Once you’re used to that, the next day do 3 mins, then a 2 min break, then 3 mins, then a 2 min break.
The manufacturer says you can use it for 15 minutes a day max.
You’ll need to get your dick used to the feeling of being pumped, so don’t rush things. At no point should it ever feel uncomfortable; if it ever does, take a day off before using it again.

Is it Safe?

I’ve never had any issues with using the Bathmate, and I’ve been using it for about 3-4 years now. Bare in mind I’ve always been careful with it: I started slow with only 1-min sessions every 2 days, then 2 minutes, then 3, no need to go crazy.

Follow all the instructions, do your own research, take it slow and if you feel any sort of discomfort at any point, stop immediately and take a few days off. It’s never supposed to hurt or be uncomfortable. Basically, just don’t be an idiot with it.


Which Size Bathmate Should I Get?

Thankyou Bathmate for this big dick you have bestowed upon me.

Get the HydroXtreme version – the one with the pump. I owned one of the old ones (the Hydromax one) and it didn’t work even remotely as well. Without a pump, you won’t get as strong a suction – the newer one pumps your dick up much more. The valve on the old one also broke on me twice and had to be replaced – that hasn’t happened with the new one in over 3 years of use.

The HydroXtreme comes in multiple sizes – I’ve got the 7 inch one (HydroXtreme7). Use this sizing chart (scroll down to “What size am I?”):
What Size am I?

There’s a 5-inch version if you’re a little shorter, a 7-inch normal version, a 7-inch “wide” version, a 9-inch version and an 11-inch version. Use the sizing chart above to make sure you’re buying the right size. If you’re in-between two sizes, buy the larger size.


Where to Buy

This is the exact site I used to buy mine (affiliate link):

They have free shipping to any country and a 60-day money-back guarantee.

Leave a comment below and tell me about your own Big Dick Experiences – do you use it before sex to blow a girl’s mind?

If you have any questions about using it – drop a message in the comments below and I’ll answer.


Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid regularly, has 3somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym & loves his life. I killed my inner loser. It's my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.