Storytime with Andy: The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex

Andy meets a girl who doesn't know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.

Tinder Photos & Inspiration

Andy dishes up a massive list of top-quality photos examples/inspiration for your own Tinder profile.

How to Take Better Tinder Photos

Andy explains the surprisingly easy process of taking brilliant Tinder photos.

Storytime with Andy: The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.

Offbeat: Andy Gets a Tattoo

Andy sits in a tattoo waiting room and has a minor breakdown.

Offbeat: How I Lost $28,000

Andy does his best not to cry over spilt milk.

“You’re So Lucky…”

Andy yells at pre-determinists and makes the case for hard bloody work.

My Transformation (About Me)

Andy describes his journey from complete and utter loser to slightly-less-of-a-loser.

Give Yourself Permission to Suck

Andy gives himself an hour to write an article, and explains why it's ok (and perfectly normal) to totally suck at things sometimes.

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About Me

Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid a tonne (proof here, including vids and pics), has 3somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym, coaches other guys with their own journeys & generally loves his life. (My full transformation story here).

Here’s why I write for this site. I killed my inner loser. It’s my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.

I’ve done all this shit – and I’m nothing special. You can do everything I’ve done. My coaching clients & my readers have gone on to kick ass too – many of them have lost their virginity, others have gone from zero friends to having solid social circles. Many have overcome mental health issues including depression. Some have made massive progress in the gym & with their weight loss; others have started cold approaching girls during the daytime and getting laid pretty successfully.

I offer coaching & counselling if you’re interested. Or if you’re short on cash, go read my (completely free) 130,000-word Get Laid a Tonne on Tinder series – it’s the complete resource for improving your looks, losing weight, getting matches, messaging girls, going on dates, getting laid, and retaining girls afterwards.

I’ll repeat this so it’s damn clear: None of us were anything special. If we’ve all gotten our shit together, you sure as hell can too.

New? Start with these:

  1. Best Of – My First 100 Articles
  2. Get Laid a TONNE on Tinder
  3. My Transformation
  4. Proof I Get Laid
  5. A Lot of Pickup Artists are Theatrical Wizards who Don’t Actually Want to Get Laid
  6. Oh No, You’ve Angered the Gods!
  7. It’s “You and Me”, not “You vs Me”
  8. Honesty is an Ideal You Work Towards
  9. Don’t Compare Your Lay Count to Mine
  10. Tinder Photos & Inspiration