Beginner’s Guide to Shibari Rope Bondage 1 – Rope Dress & Star Chest Harness

Andy kicks off his shibari journey and wants you to join in too.

Storytime with Andy: The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl

Andy goes for two in a row - one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep...

Storytime with Andy: Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.

Storytime with Andy: When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.

Storytime with Andy: The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone

Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her... but it doesn't quite work out.

Storytime with Andy: Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.

Storytime with Andy: Andy is Spellbound by a Witch

Andy dabbles in the dark arts...

Storytime with Andy: The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated

Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady...

Storytime with Andy: The Korean, the Paddle, and the Sore Ass

Andy talks about that time he dished out a paddling on the cutest Korean with a big round booty... And his struggles with his body image.

Storytime with Andy: Andy, his Girl & the Cute Stripper

Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.


About Me

Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid a tonne (proof here, including vids and pics), has 3somes, 4somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym, coaches other guys with their own journeys & generally loves his life. (My full transformation story here).

Here’s why I write for this site. I killed my inner loser. It’s my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.

I’ve done all this shit – and I’m nothing special. You can do everything I’ve done. My coaching clients & my readers have gone on to kick ass too – many of them have lost their virginity, others have gone from zero friends to having solid social circles. Many have overcome mental health issues including depression. Some have made massive progress in the gym & with their weight loss; others have started cold approaching girls during the daytime and getting laid pretty successfully.

I offer coaching & counselling if you’re interested. Or if you’re short on cash, go read my (completely free) 130,000-word Get Laid a Tonne on Tinder series – it’s the complete resource for improving your looks, losing weight, getting matches, messaging girls, going on dates, getting laid, and retaining girls afterwards.

I’ll repeat this so it’s damn clear: None of us were anything special. If we’ve all gotten our shit together, you sure as hell can too.

New? Start with these:

  1. Best Of – My First 100 Articles
  2. Get Laid a TONNE on Tinder (series)
  3. My Transformation
  4. Proof I Get Laid
  5. The Slight Edge – How to Achieve Anything (How I’ve Achieved All My Goals)
  6. How to Have 3somes (series)
  7. A Lot of Pickup Artists are Theatrical Wizards who Don’t Actually Want to Get Laid
  8. Oh No, You’ve Angered the Gods!
  9. It’s “You and Me”, not “You vs Me”
  10. Honesty is an Ideal You Work Towards
  11. Don’t Compare Your Lay Count to Mine
  12. Tinder Photos & Inspiration
  13. The 4some (MFFF)