How I Procrastinate & Waste Time

Andy procrastinates by telling you how he procrastinates.........

Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]

Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.

The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]

A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I'm a guy who gets laid.

The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]

Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey...

Beginner’s Guide to Shibari Rope Bondage 2 – Wrist + Head Tie

Andy dives into part 2 of off his shibari journey - a wrist tie & a head tie.

Beginner’s Guide to Shibari Rope Bondage 1 – Rope Dress & Star Chest Harness

Andy kicks off his shibari journey and wants you to join in too.

The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row - one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep...

Funny Pickup Artist (PUA) Satire Videos

Andy has a bit of fun with some silly PUA parody vids.

Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.

When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.

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About Me

Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid a tonne (proof here, including vids and pics), has 3somes, 4somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym, coaches other guys with their own journeys & generally loves his life. (My full transformation story here).

Here’s why I write for this site. I killed my inner loser. It’s my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.

I’ve done all this shit – and I’m nothing special. You can do everything I’ve done. My coaching clients & my readers have gone on to kick ass too – many of them have lost their virginity, others have gone from zero friends to having solid social circles. Many have overcome mental health issues including depression. Some have made massive progress in the gym & with their weight loss; others have started cold approaching girls during the daytime and getting laid pretty successfully.

I offer coaching & counselling if you’re interested. Or if you’re short on cash, go read my (completely free) 130,000-word Get Laid a Tonne on Tinder series – it’s the complete resource for improving your looks, losing weight, getting matches, messaging girls, going on dates, getting laid, and retaining girls afterwards.

I’ll repeat this so it’s damn clear: None of us were anything special. If we’ve all gotten our shit together, you sure as hell can too.

New? Start with these:

  1. Best Of – My First 100 Articles
  2. Get Laid a TONNE on Tinder (series)
  3. My Transformation
  4. Proof I Get Laid
  5. The Slight Edge – How to Achieve Anything (How I’ve Achieved All My Goals)
  6. How to Have 3somes (series)
  7. A Lot of Pickup Artists are Theatrical Wizards who Don’t Actually Want to Get Laid
  8. Oh No, You’ve Angered the Gods!
  9. It’s “You and Me”, not “You vs Me”
  10. Honesty is an Ideal You Work Towards
  11. Don’t Compare Your Lay Count to Mine
  12. Tinder Photos & Inspiration
  13. The 4some (MFFF)