Category: Sex & Dating

How to Make Your Dick Bigger (Bathmate)

Andy blows his dick up in the best possible way.


Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.


How to Start Hitting on Girls in Public (Cold Approach)

Andy gives you permission to go talk to girls – and be fucking awful at it.


Funny Pickup Artist (PUA) Satire Videos

Andy has a bit of fun with some silly PUA parody vids.


My Vasectomy [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about his experiences getting a vasectomy, and answers some of your questions about getting one yourself.


How I Beat My Approach Anxiety (Fear of Hitting on Girls)

Andy tells the epic tale of his triumph over approach anxiety – and how he went on to get laid a tonne.


“She’s Not Yours; It’s Just Your Turn” (The Red Pill)

Andy takes issue with the classic Red Pill saying.


The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.


The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


How I Used to Get Laid on Craigslist [Storytime with Andy]

Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.


Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.


My First 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Cover image by Markus Spiske.

Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.


That Time I Banged a Girl I Just Met [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.


When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.


3some with Sunflower Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…


Andy is Spellbound by a Witch [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dabbles in the dark arts…


Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.


The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…


The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.


When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.