Category: Storytime with Andy

Another 3some with a Virgin

Imogen and Andy talk about their latest escapades with a virgin girl, and give some tips on how to deflower a virgin girl in a way she’ll actually enjoy herself.


My First 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Cover image by Markus Spiske.

Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.


Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.


Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.


Andy Donates Orgasms to a Shy Asian Powerlifter [Storytime with Andy]

Andy’s escapades with a small asian girl and a massive magic wand.


Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]

Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.


The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…


The Polish Cold Approach [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about one of his ballsier approaches with a very sexy Polish woman in a red dress.


Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.


When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.


The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]

Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey…


3some with Sunflower Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…


Andy Hooks Up With a Ghost [Storytime with Andy]

Andy gets back with a ghost from the past…


The 4some (MFFF) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy brings 3 of his girls together, with orgasmic results.


Banana Girl – The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


The Time a Crazy Japanese Mistress Tried to Use My Cum for Evil [Storytime with Andy]

A wild story about a crazy bipolar nutcase.


The Craziest Story of My Entire Life (Storytime with Andy)

A story I’ve been hinting at for years – a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.


Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy tells the tale of an Italian girl who became a pretty good fuckbuddy and friend for a few years.


My Vasectomy [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about his experiences getting a vasectomy, and answers some of your questions about getting one yourself.


The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.