Category: Storytime with Andy

The Polish Cold Approach [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about one of his ballsier approaches with a very sexy Polish woman in a red dress.


Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy tells the tale of an Italian girl who became a pretty good fuckbuddy and friend for a few years.


The Realisation that Hinge is Awesome [Storytime with Andy]

Andy’s anal escapades, and why Hinge is possibly even better than Tinder.


Andy, his Girl & the Cute Stripper [Storytime with Andy]

Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.


Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.


My Vasectomy [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about his experiences getting a vasectomy, and answers some of your questions about getting one yourself.


The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.


The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


How I Used to Get Laid on Craigslist [Storytime with Andy]

Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.


Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.


My First 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Cover image by Markus Spiske.

Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.


That Time I Banged a Girl I Just Met [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.


When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.


3some with Sunflower Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…


Andy is Spellbound by a Witch [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dabbles in the dark arts…


Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.


The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…


The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.


When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.


The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…