Category: Storytime with Andy

The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex [Storytime with Andy]

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


How I Used to Get Laid on Craigslist [Storytime with Andy]

Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.


Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.


My First 3some [Storytime with Andy]

Cover image by Markus Spiske.

Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.


That Time I Banged a Girl I Just Met [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.


When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.


3some with Sunflower Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…


Andy is Spellbound by a Witch [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dabbles in the dark arts…


Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.


The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…


The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.


When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.


The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…


The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]

Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey…


The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]

A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I’m a guy who gets laid.


Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]

Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.


Andy Hooks Up With a Ghost [Storytime with Andy]

Andy gets back with a ghost from the past…


The Canadian Superhottie (Always Keep an Open Mind) [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shags one of the hottest girls he’s ever met, and waxes lyrical about the merits of keeping an open mind.