Category: Storytime with Andy

Storytime with Andy: My First 3some

Cover image by Markus Spiske.

Andy reminisces about his very first 3some back in 2018.


Storytime with Andy: Andy and His Girlfriend Bang a 6ft1 Giant

Andy shags a vertically-blessed giant, and then his girlfriend joins in too.


Storytime with Andy: My Girlfriend Takes a Girl’s Virginity (Nike Girl)

Andy and his girlfriend deflower the world’s sweetest African virgin.


Storytime with Andy: Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past

Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.


Proof.

Andy tells you why you shouldn’t trust any guy who says he gets laid without showing proof – and Andy shows his own proof.


Storytime with Andy – How I Used to Get Laid on Craigslist

Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.


Storytime with Andy: The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


Storytime with Andy: The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.