Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.
How I Used to Get Laid on Craigslist [Storytime with Andy]
Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.
That Time I Banged a Girl I Just Met [Storytime with Andy]
Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.
When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]
Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.
Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]
Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.
The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…
The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.
When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]
Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.
The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…
The First Time I Started Screening for BDSM [Storytime with Andy]
Andy takes you back to the start of his BDSM Tinder journey…
The Realisation I Can Get Laid + Clown Girl, Woody Allen, & a 3some [Storytime with Andy]
A clown, Woody Allen, and me finally realising I’m a guy who gets laid.
Fucked & Ghosted by a Circus Performer [Storytime with Andy]
Andy regales you with a colourful account of an acrobat who flew into my life and just as quickly flew out of it.
The Canadian Superhottie (Always Keep an Open Mind) [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shags one of the hottest girls he’s ever met, and waxes lyrical about the merits of keeping an open mind.
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