A story I’ve been hinting at for years – a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.
The Polish Cold Approach [Storytime with Andy]
Andy reminisces about one of his ballsier approaches with a very sexy Polish woman in a red dress.
Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid [Storytime with Andy]
Andy tells the tale of an Italian girl who became a pretty good fuckbuddy and friend for a few years.
The Realisation that Hinge is Awesome [Storytime with Andy]
Andy’s anal escapades, and why Hinge is possibly even better than Tinder.
Andy, his Girl & the Cute Stripper [Storytime with Andy]
Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.
Thoughts on Open Relationships as I Bless the Rains Down in Africa [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes wild with a cute African girl, and years later, she comes back again.
My Vasectomy [Storytime with Andy]
Andy talks about his experiences getting a vasectomy, and answers some of your questions about getting one yourself.
The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes [Storytime with Andy]
Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.
How I Used to Get Laid on Craigslist [Storytime with Andy]
Andy gives an ode to Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Assorted Tidbits from My Dating Past [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shares some random musings & goofy stories from his bed.
That Time I Banged a Girl I Just Met [Storytime with Andy]
Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.
When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]
Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.
Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]
Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.
The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated [Storytime with Andy]
Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…
The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.
When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]
Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.
The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]
Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…
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