Category: Get Laid/Sex

Sexual Apathy (aka “Banging New Girls Just isn’t Fulfilling Anymore”)

Sexual Apathy

Andy’s run into sexual apathy before – and has the solution if you’re getting bored of sex yourself.


The Solution to All Your Problems: Go Talk to More Girls

Andy’s got one piece of advice for you; I’m sure you can guess what it is..


Why Am I Getting Shit Tested?

Hint: If you’re getting shit-tested a tonne, it’s because you look like absolute trash. No stress; just improve your appearance and keep working on your own self-improvement.


How to Meet Girls in Hostels [Guest Post by Radical]

The first guest post on my site – Radical’s awesome guide to getting laid and making friends in hostels.


Ask EVERY Girl for a Phone Number (Cold Approach)

Yep, you should be asking 100% of the girls you hit on for their phone number; even if the conversation goes horribly.


Cold Approach Tricks: Set a Stopwatch / Timer

Andy’s got a trick to break the overthinking cycle and get you actually hitting on cutiepies.


Getting Laid for Ego Validation Isn’t the Worst Thing in the World

Andy WANTS you to chase ego-stroking and validation from others; at least at the start.


Don’t Compare Your Lay Count to Mine

Andy explains why his lay count isn’t all that impressive.


How Getting Laid Makes You a Better Man (Is Having Lots of Sex a Meaningless, Shallow Goal?)

Getting laid a tonne will be the most life-changing and positive thing you ever do, bar none.


Another 3some with a Virgin

Imogen and Andy talk about their latest escapades with a virgin girl, and give some tips on how to deflower a virgin girl in a way she’ll actually enjoy herself.


Kino and Escalation During the Corona Crisis (How to be an ALPHA MALE)

Andy shows you how to Kino and Escalate like a true Alpha Male™


Andy’s No-Bullshit Guide to Texting Girls

The easiest Tinder lines to send to every girl – including text screenshots of them in action & actual proof they work.


Storytime with Andy: The Daddy’s Girl from OkCupid

Andy keeps an open mind and has a wild ride of a time.


Most Pickup Artists are Theatrical Wizards who Don’t Actually Want to Get Laid

Andy’s got a question for you: Do you want to “game” a lot of women, or stick your penis in them?


Talking with Girls isn’t “Making Progress”

Andy’ll save you a tonne of time by getting you to shut up a bit.


CHALLENGE: How to Get a Phone Number in 1 Message

Can you get a girl’s phone number in just 1 message?


When Should I Lower or Raise My Standards? (The Ebb & Flow of Standards)

Andy answers the age-old question, as to when you should raise or lower your standards when it comes to girls.


Funny Pickup Artist (PUA) Satire Videos

Andy has a bit of fun with some silly PUA parody vids.


The 18yo OnlyFans Queen (3some) [Lay Report]

A fun OnlyFans girl with a heart of gold.


If a Girl Ghosts You…

Andy will be your ghostbuster. (Don’t cross the streams.)