Monthly archives: May, 2020

The Ginger Goddess & the Alleyway Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes for two in a row – one in an alleyway, and one in his room while his housemate tries to sleep…


Funny Pickup Artist (PUA) Satire Videos

Andy has a bit of fun with some silly PUA parody vids.


Going All-in with Getting Laid, and the Bang in a Public Toilet [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes over the epiphany that made him stop fucking around and actually try to get laid.


When to Talk Dirty, & a Girl Who Takes the Lead [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks dirty with a girl, has some of the wildest sex of his life, and is left confused at the end of it all.


The 18yo Nympho & Whether or Not You Should Help Someone [Storytime with Andy]

Andy goes wild on a very sexual 18yo nympho & does his best to mentor her… but it doesn’t quite work out.


Andy Plays with a Prostitute’s Tits in Public [Storytime with Andy]

Andy fondles some big jubblies outside a brothel, because why the hell not.


Andy is Spellbound by a Witch [Storytime with Andy]

Andy dabbles in the dark arts…


The Daddy’s Girl who Liked to be Humiliated [Storytime with Andy]

Andy shares the tale of a very submissive, very kinky young lady…


The Korean, the Paddle, and the Sore Ass [Storytime with Andy]

Andy talks about that time he dished out a paddling on the cutest Korean with a big round booty… And his struggles with his body image.


Andy, his Girl & the Cute Stripper [Storytime with Andy]

Andy looks back at a fun night with his girlfriend & a cute stripper.


Most Pickup Artists are Theatrical Wizards who Don’t Actually Want to Get Laid

Andy’s got a question for you: Do you want to “game” a lot of women, or stick your penis in them?


Best Of – My First 100 Articles

Andy reminisces (god I love that word) about his first 100 articles and gives you the untold backstory about a few of them.


3some with Sunflower Girl [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about a mediocre 3some…


Aiming High Means Falling Far

Andy wants you to feel ok with failure – because it’s going to happen.


Anxiety Doesn’t Go Away (You Just Stop Caring)

Pay it Forward.

Andy’s still anxious to this day – but who gives a shit.


When I had Unrealistic Standards, I Didn’t Get Laid [Storytime with Andy]

Andy makes another case for not having sky-high standards.


Do you Actually WANT to Lose your Virginity?

Andy isn’t sure you actually do…


The Solution to All Your Problems: Go Talk to More Girls

Andy’s got one piece of advice for you; I’m sure you can guess what it is..


That Time I Banged a Girl I Just Met [Storytime with Andy]

Andy reminisces about the time he banged a girl he met out on the street.


Get Laid on Tinder – The Condensed Version

Andy drops the short and sweet handy reference version of his Tinder guide – only 3.12% the length of the original!