UPDATED:

Looking for Tinder templates you can use to promptly propel you on the path to plentiful pussy, pronto? This is the exact templates I’ve used many times to get laid – proof here. (These days I use a more sexual line on Tinder; I seek BDSM sex more than just vanilla casual sex.) But the templates below are the ones I used for a year or two and are all you’ll need to build a pretty elite sex life & have a tonne of smash-mates, fuck-buddies & groin-divers.

I’m currently working on an in-depth Tinder guide that’ll go into FAR more detail on what to text girls, as well as the psychology behind it. For now, this is the short and sweet guide to get you started until that’s released.


Tinder Template:

Hey, you’re sexy. I’m [your name]. Watcha up to?

[Respond to her message]. What do you like to do for fun?

[Respond to her message]. I’m into [hobbies you’re into]. What part of [your town] are you from? I’m in [area you’re in].

[Respond to her message]. You seem cool, we should grab a drink and see if we click. I’m not looking for anything super serious, but if you’re up for a drink, a flirt & to see what happens, drop me your number & I’ll send you a text.

Example Conversations:


Text Template After You Get Her Number:

Hey sexy, it’s [your name]. Sup

[Respond to her message]. Let’s grab that drink. Free [day] at [time]?

[If she says she’s free]: Meet me at [time] at [location].

– [If she says she’s not free]: Ok, how about [new time] at [location]?

– [If she’s still not free then either]: Ok. When are you free?

– [If she says something vague/non-committal like “I’m not sure” or “I’ll let you know”]: That’s cool. Well, I’m not going to chase you, so hit me up when you’re free and we’ll grab a drink.

Example Conversations:


Girls you Meet Elsewhere (Not on Tinder)

If you meet a girl on the street, in a bar, etc and get her number: obviously skip the Tinder Template and jump straight to the Text Template. No matter how you met the girl, your goal is always to get her out on a date and play with each other’s naughty bits ASAP – don’t muck around texting for ages. It’s a waste of time.


Extra Notes

Where I’ve written “[Respond to her message]”, just throw in 1 or 2 sentences that reply to what she said, so you don’t sound like a copy-paste robot. Don’t only copy-paste the template without responding to what she says, because it’ll look weird, like you’re completely ignoring her and just having a conversation with yourself. Show off a bit of your personality, make a joke if you want to – messaging girls and getting laid is supposed to be fun.

That said, only write 1 or 2 sentences in each reply, followed by the next line in the template. Keep conversations friendly but short, and always be moving forward towards an actual face-to-face date. The less time you waste on texting, the more time you’ll have for actual face-to-face conversation and sex.

Remember the key points to getting laid (on Tinder/other apps, in person, etc):

  • Look as good as you possibly can.
  • Talk to as many girls as humanly possible.
  • Do whatever it takes to get laid.
  • Don’t waste time with go-nowhere conversations.
  • Set dates as soon as possible – don’t schedule dates for days/weeks into the future. Meet girls the same night you get her number if possible, or within 1 or 2 days.

There it is. A super easy template you can use for every girl you message. As I said, I’ve used this exact template to meet a tonne of women & gotten laid countless times – here’s my proof (including nude pics, videos with girls, text screenshots and much more).


Yo, Andy here. I’m an Aussie guy who went from a depressed, suicidal loser to a guy who gets laid regularly, has 3somes & BDSM sex, crushes weights at the gym & loves his life. I killed my inner loser. It's my mission to get you to kill your inner loser too.